Some things never change...
Parents were asleep 10 years ago when I called about 911.
Parents were asleep last night when I called about Bin Laden's death.
The brudder woke up Momma Yunie & this is how the convo went...
Jinnie Yunie: Momma, Osama's dead.
Groggy Momma Yunie: Huh?
Jinnie Yunie: Osama BIN LADEN's dead!
Groggy Momma Yunie: Oh yeah? Really?
Jinnie Yunie: Yeah! BIN LADEN!
Groggy Momma Yunie: Oh, okay... How'd your football game go?
Jinnie Yunie: ..........We won.
Groggy Momma Yunie: That's good...
Jinnie Yunie: ......Yeah, go back to sleep. I'll talk to you later.
Groggy Momma Yunie: -click-